“Two weeks ago while minding my own business on my bike commute home, I unnecessarily tested Swedish engineering, when a careless motorist suddenly opened their car door in my path. I can attest that the Swedes did their job when it comes to impact testing because the car door didn’t even budge when I hit it at about 15 mph.
Not only was my upper right bicep punctured by the edge of the door and ribs severely bruised/cracked, but I was violently hurtled to the pavement where I suffered some major bruising. The deep puncture wound that went to the muscle didn’t require major surgery, just some sutures skillfully applied by the medical professionals at Kaiser.
I may have bled like a stuck pig in the back of the ambulance, but at least I looked good in my new Kaenon Klays, which, by the way, didn’t come off my face when I hit the pavement. Talk about athletic fit!” Yuri Hauswald wears Klay Matte Black G12.